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The dictionary defines “sass” as impudence or cheek, but it’s really much more than that. Sass is about an attitude that makes people laugh in the face of danger, that speaks truth to power, and that doesn’t let its fears control it.
This post: Where Do You Fit on the Sassy Scale?
Being sassy means dressing the way you want to dress, whether it’s someone else’s idea of fashion or not. It means changing your career or job if you’re realizing that your current course simply doesn’t suit who you intend to become. It means not being afraid to reinvent yourself. Most of all, it means carrying yourself in such a way as to tell the world that you do not take crap from anyone. There are certainly other ways to take control of your life, but sass is a great place to start.
A sassy person is usually very witty, meaning some people warm towards them quickly. However, others may take exception to sass, seeing it as inappropriate or as somehow disrupting the natural order of things – which of course, is often exactly the point.
The important thing about sass is that while you may use it to lightly mock a friend, most of all it is about punching up, never down. It punctures pomposity and helps people see the absurdity of a situation. You can learn it a little, but usually you’re born with it. So click on through and let’s see just how much sass you’ve got!
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About This Quiz
The dictionary defines “sass” as impudence or cheek, but it’s really much more than that. Sass is about an attitude that makes people laugh in the face of danger, that speaks truth to power, and that doesn’t let its fears control it.
This post: Where Do You Fit on the Sassy Scale?
Being sassy means dressing the way you want to dress, whether it’s someone else’s idea of fashion or not. It means changing your career or job if you’re realizing that your current course simply doesn’t suit who you intend to become. It means not being afraid to reinvent yourself. Most of all, it means carrying yourself in such a way as to tell the world that you do not take crap from anyone. There are certainly other ways to take control of your life, but sass is a great place to start.
A sassy person is usually very witty, meaning some people warm towards them quickly. However, others may take exception to sass, seeing it as inappropriate or as somehow disrupting the natural order of things – which of course, is often exactly the point.
The important thing about sass is that while you may use it to lightly mock a friend, most of all it is about punching up, never down. It punctures pomposity and helps people see the absurdity of a situation. You can learn it a little, but usually you’re born with it. So click on through and let’s see just how much sass you’ve got!
How do you feel about gallows humor?
I love it more than I should.
I like it a lot.
I like it sometimes.
I hate it.
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Do you excel at witty repartee?
Mostly yes
Absolutely, and I know when to stop.
I have my moments.
Nope
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Have you ever been fired for blowing the whistle at work?
Yes, more than once
Yes, once
I have been disciplined for calling something out.
No, I keep my head down.
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What do you say when a friend asks if her butt looks big in an outfit – and it honestly does?
I say yes it does, and that’s the point! Then I high-five her for having such a splendid round rear!
I say it looks bootylicious and it’s all good.
I say it looks fine.
I say it looks small.
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Have you ever broken the law?
Yes, and I liked it – and I got away with it.
I might’ve… sh….
Only very minor misdemeanor type stuff.
Absolutely not
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When you drive, how often do you speed?
All the time
Whenever it’s safe.
Whenever I’m in a hurry.
I don’t.
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Do you bounce back easily?
Yes, uncannily so
Yes, usually
Yes, I fall down fast but I get up fast too.
No
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How on-trend is your style?
I am ahead of the trend by six months.
I am on the leading edge of the trend.
I hop on the trend just before it gets tired.
I have no idea and I am OK with that.
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How often do you change your look?
The basics stay the same because I know what suits me, but I mix it up a couple times a year.
Annually
I have once or twice.
I don’t think I have a “look.”
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Do you walk with confidence?
I don’t walk – I slay.
I strut more than walk.
I walk confidently.
I shuffle.
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Can you say it all with a raised eyebrow?
Yes, of course.
I did once and it was great.
I’m trying.
No, that is like sorcery to me.
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Do people trust you to tell it like it is?
Of course, even if sometimes I hurt their feelings.
Yes, if I am asked I always do.
No, they know I will be a little careful sometimes.
I don’t think so, because I don’t.
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Are you quirky?
Yes, and if you don’t like it, that’s your problem.
I have a few quirks that suit me.
I have a couple but I don’t push them in your face.
I am very vanilla.
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Do you have a good “mm-hm”?
I have half a dozen different ones for different occasions.
I have a few.
I have one but I feel silly using it too much.
No, that is not for folks like me.
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Would you ever be cast as the hero’s wisecracking friend in a romantic comedy?
Such characters have been written based on me.
I might, but I could also be cast as the lead.
I doubt it.
I would be the uptight boss character.
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Which celebrity are you most like?
Jessica Williams
Wanda Sykes
Christine Baranski
Megyn Kelly
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Are you a thinly-drawn stereotype?
You bet I am, boo.
I don’t think so.
No
Absolutely not
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How often do you apologize, compared to the average person?
About three times as much
Twice as much
About average
Less than average
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Do you gossip a lot behind people’s backs?
All the time!
Yes, but I try to do it without getting caught.
More than I should.
I have but I don’t any more.
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Do you ever regret sending an email?
Yes, daily
Yes, weekly
I have sent one or two in haste.
Nope, I always wait a day.
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Do you love sticking it to the Man?
Yeah! Screw the Man!
I love the idea of it.
I love the idea of someone else doing it.
No, the Man pays my salary.
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What fictional character would you like to hang out with?
Isis from “Bring It On,” because she is the bomb.
The Dowager Countess from “Downton Abbey,” because she always has a bon mot.
Lyanna Mormont from “Game of Thrones,” because she is the mightiest 10-year-old out there.
Tracy Flick from “Election,” because she’d tell me what to do.
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Do you like being around sassy people?
Not really
I’m fine with it.
I love it.
I hate it.
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Can you snap your fingers with both hands?
Of course
Yes, but one is stronger.
Usually but sometimes I fail and look stupid.
I cannot snap my fingers.
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Can you snap your little finger?
Yes, obviously
I did once, it was great.
That’s not possible, is it?
No
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Can you twerk?
Of course, and I don’t even look absurd doing it.
Only in private
I don’t think I am doing it right.
I have never tried.
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Do you worry about haters?
Nope, they gonna hate and that’s not my problem.
Yes, but I never let them see.
Yes, and it gets to me.
All the time
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Do you have a filter?
No, I get in so much trouble.
When I absolutely need it, yes.
Usually yes
Of course, that’s just common sense.
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Do you own any shirts with sayings on them like “self-rescuing princess”?
All my casual shirts say that sort of thing on them.
I have three.
I have one but it was a gift.
No, I do not wear clothes with words on.
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Which superhero are you most like?
Jessica Jones
Luke Cage
Ironman
Wonder Woman
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